"All that glitters is not gold. Particularly that over there. That’s maybe an insect of some sort. It’s really too dark to tell. " Hey. This is the real Jeffrey Cranor Miller. This is what my typing looks like. No, I'm definitely not like those other imposters. I assure you. This is definitely not a clone that is planning to take over Tumblr. Not at all.

ESFJ. Fanboy. Gleek. Night Valian. Roleplayer. Cosplayer. Friend. Puppy. Supporter of LGBTQIA rights. Friendly advocate of self awareness and self confidence.

Always believe in yourself because you are so worth the world. I currently live in Ohio, so if you ever want to hang out, hit me up. My preferred gender pronouns are him/his/he. Thank you and have a lovely day!

You may know me as DEARXLISTENERS.

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Will you still love me When I'm no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me When I got nothing but my aching soul?

I.. I’m going to go to bed. Goodnight guys.


Anonymous sent:
were you wearing sunglasses over your glasses?

who are you the fashion police???

Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*


okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(Source: saveyoursxlf)




Okay, more of me in my Carlos cosplay. And since I’m derpy as fuck and couldn’t think of any decent poses, I decided to reenact one of my favorite pieces of Carlos fanart [x].

OOOHHH SSHIIIIITTTT check it out someone did real life PUFF!carlos
omggggg im smiling like an idiot this is the best

But before I go to bed: YO! My first ever cosplay done exactly a year ago. Talk about a ‘Throwback Thursday’ huh?

Sup cutie

ay boyfriendito anthony what’s up? i’m p good.

Day 11 - Best voice acting?
Ellen McLain as GLaDOS (2007-2011).

I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.”

b e l i e v e,  strexcorp

if you love the desert so much why don’t you go marry it carlos

2 cool 4 u